amilkypiggy

Do not race squirrels while driving. Learned that the hardway...

amilkypiggy

Wearing all white and Mr. Red decides to visit

TheInkishTheory

@Ghostly-Beauty Ooh I just saw this comment but oh my gosh lmao XD
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amilkypiggy

So we had a pool party today. And my best friend Alec decided to be the star. Now lets see. We had many of our friends there so they knew what Alec was like. But no one knew that he was crazy enough to jump off the roof. Yes we do jump of roofs to jump in the pool but thee idjit was on the other side of the house with no pool. So he took a running start and jumped. Revealing he had a friggin parachute with him. So can anyone beat an idiot? @ZaraAhmadNaveed

TheInkishTheory

@Ghostly-Beauty Seriously??? He actually jumped with a parachute? AWESOME!
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amilkypiggy

So on Friday we had the video. I mean THE Video. And then after THE video, we were forced into the same room as the boys to talk about THE Video. While sitting in boy and girl order. THEN, they passed out dry erase boards and asked questions about it because they wanted to see how much we knew... So one of the questions was 'What is a condom.' Nathaniel, (the boy sitting next to me) said, "A condom is something you put on a guy other head so they don't have a baby, or get diseases." Now you may ask, what's wrong with that question. He added 'or you can stick them on a banana and take it off the banana and put it on the ground so when your friends are over it looks like you get some. At least that's what Mrs. Paschal's (Our teacher) husband does since she probably doesn't give him any because she's to busy telling us stories about her son.' I got detention for knowing him! She literally looked at me and said 'Stop laughing, Since you love spending time with him you get to spend time with him after school. It will give you guys a chance to get closer as a couple.' Then she left the building. That my friends is how you get your teacher pissed off!

TheInkishTheory

@Ghostly-Beauty OMG!! I'm legit dying XD
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amilkypiggy

Random thing of the day
          
          I accidentally hit my bestfriends boyfriend Aidan in the face when I was point at my best frenemy Asher to who sat next to me to go all the way back to Antarctica and never come back. When I started laughing I got water thrown on my see through shirt and pasta all over my head. It started a war!!

TheInkishTheory

@Ghostly-Beauty Lmao XD Literally you should write a book about your adventures in school XD
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