I’m hoetastic~

while i’m still here: it’s so horrible to meet someone who fulfills all the unrealistic criteria’s and not being able to have them. how tf am i going to marry an italian man if i don’t live in italy? small chance unless i go to italy.. well i found my italian dream huzz. but he got a girlfriend. after he followed me on insta. after he found out i liked him. bcs his friend told him. well this is embarrassing!
          
          yes this is me getting shit off my chest even tho i’m sure no one is gonna read this
          
          love, amy

don’t even use wattpad anymore, just come back once in a while to see who liked my comments from 2023 and get shit off my chest

hey so in desperate need of a fanfic where i work at dunder mifflin and i get to watch pam and jim in real life and experience the horrible heartache i get from watching them on my laptop. and then maybe get the same ending as erin (become the new pam w my own jim)

yall ever read something so.. horrible? that it’s beautiful..? idek how to describe it bro. this story scares me to death but i can’t stop reading (it’s 2 am on a school night)

when the story so good you start commenting..
          

i don’t have a roman empire. i have a scary roman empire, and it’s #Photo 1 from megan in missing.
          
          Saw it last week and it still keeps me up at night

POV: you have tickets for Spider-Man No Way Home.

Thank you for reading and voting on my works! ❤️

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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY IM YOUR FIRST FOLLOWER BOOOOO!
          
          *gives poorly executed birthday cake*