Hi dear,
I’m adopting you. You’re now my child. In the Hearthstone family we have very lax rules about most things, such as curfew, swearing, screentime, and murder. I don’t believe in physically disciplining my children or grounding them, or forcing them to become my slave and cover the hide of the beast that slaughtered their sibling in gold while abusing them and forcing them to buy meals from their parents and then turning into a huge dragon and trying to kill them, okay? I also always have cookies on hand, and I’ll destroy anyone that touches you with rune magic.
Love,
Hearthstone - your new dad.
Xoxo