an_eloquent_vibe

I’m on vacation, don’t expect me to update much (as usual haha)
          	Anyways, have fun! Take some time to relax, and enjoy your summer! ✨

rootkytt

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Russian Government: If we the last 2 people on Earth, and we had to reproduce to continue the world, would you reproduce with me?
          
          Canadian Government: No, because our kids would have to fuck each other, hell no.
          
          RG: WHO'S GONNA STOP ME?
          
          CG: I will.
          
          RG: WHO'S. GONNA. STOP. ME?
          
          CG: I WILL.

rootkytt

ME AND QUEBEC ARE GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW!
          
          *Looks to the poor guy tied up in a chair*
          
          I'VE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT FOR SO LONG!

an_eloquent_vibe

@QuebecsGlizzyGobbler
            Oh my god, I’m so happy for you! Can I be your bridesmaid ? ♥️
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NorwaysTheTopClayton

Why's your energy like oompaviles kind of lol
          gonna check out your stories hol on bitch

NorwaysTheTopClayton

@6_minutes_away duh mate, a big elephant compliment *gives you an affectionate slap*
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an_eloquent_vibe

Is it supposed to be a compliment ?  that’s the best thing I’ve ever read 
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