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"Mi tell yuh bout har inno" I said to keke
But she woulda call us by now" keke said sounding a little scared "
Mi ago cal neil she most likely fi deh wid him" I said scrolling through my contacts
"You know dem 2 locked in forever" she said as we burst out laughing
*Voicemail*
"A weh fi bumboclattt dis? No man summo wrong" I said looking up at keke eyes
"Ion like dis at all " keke said
"Bredda mi head all a hurt mi already and mi nah call stinking Shaquan phone " I said rolling my eyes "C'mon tee"keke said
" Come on tee" keke Said in distress
"Alr girl mi ago dweet kmt" I said sending out the call
*Mi doh like deh likkle germz ya inno man*
"Hello sir yuh hear from neil?" I said rolling my eyes
"A wahm?" He asked
"Issa yes or no question inno fucking ediat bwoy " I shouted
"Who the fuck yaa talk to badman watch uh mouth pussy and no mi nuh hear from him " he said in an upset tone
"Alr mr.pussyole"I said
" Doh fuck-" I hang up before he could finish
"You what you will get inno" mek said sighing
"Bredda mi a walk guy uppa har yard " I said getting up
"aii mek me get mi shoes dem" keke replied
*Wi reach a fi lane mouth*
"Fi di first sinna deh nuh out here" I said
"Dem crawny boy always out here?keke asked
" yes " I replied
*We reach a Anna house*
Anaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! I called loudly
Who dat ? Har mada asked
Aunty Kayanna A Tee
Ohhh what's up honey? She asked walking up to the grill
Keke deh Anna deh? She asked
"Wym weh Anna deh Aunty?" I asked
"Anna tell mi say she a stay wid keke lastnight" she said
"JESUS CHRIST MI TALK TUH ANNA TILL MI TIRED INNO GOD HAVE MERCY PAN MI" she started to cry
Mi and keke looked at each other......................
