analfistcaillou
Dear Tony/Gary,
I am sincerely sorry for what I have done to you.
Dear Scott,
I'm not really sorry but I guess I will say sorry because I understand that you might not be honored to be a main character in my homoerotic fanfic.
Dear Caillou,
you're welcome.
Dear Ryan,
Some Ragrets.
Dear Lime,
you suck anyway.
Dear Corn,
Go back to Kansas.