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Whenever my clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds 

Have u ever tried to eat a clock? 
          It's very time consuming!!

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I will start posting "Pun of the day" daily.!!

Hey. I'm ungrounded 

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