*hand clapping *hand clapping 
You made it to my account. Fucking big congratulations! 

Some facts about me: 

I'm not crazy, I'm just out of mind. 
My name will never be on a coke bottle
No matter how hot it is, I have to sleep with a blanket
I'm probably the biggest fan of Walmart
I always like the villains of a story
I love Christmas 
Imagining is my second name
I'm too much for you 

Other uninteresting facts:

Once a guy told my friend he was too scared of me to ask me out. Yeah, and since then my opinion on relationships has been... well... let's say it like this... none. 

My life in three words? Hahaha I'm so pathetic I can go with only one: depressing. 

More uninteresting facts:

I steal roses from stranger's garden, love walking down empty street barefooted at midnight and cry when I read.  

I have a crush on food. I mean who doesn't? (Weird af kids, I guess?!) Everyday I stand in front of the fridge and I struggle either taking the cucumber sticks or the veggiesteak-fries-I-am-going-to-make-you-fat-sauce-ice-cream-menu. I always end up choosing the latter. 

I have some incredibly unusual likes and if I write them down, I'll get in jail for that. So no, I'm not doing it. I love being free, thanks. 

And of course... geez what are you even thinking... I don't have a boyfriend. Always going to stay alone because... I'm fucking sarcastic, you can't  handle it. And if you do (under the condition you have abs, live in my proximity, are tall, have brown hair and an eye colour that doesn't exist, jawline I could kill for, nice arms and a good style) call me. 

That's exactly why I'm still single. Guys, I'm fine, I'm alive and I'm not going to croak soon. 

I'm able to speak five different languages I am a pro, you know? 
 #foreveraloner  #booksarelife #allaroundpsycho #sarcasticbitch

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