HAI. I LIKE PEOPLE. AND I ALSO FOLLOW RANDOM PEOPLE. (Even though I have a sh*t ton of followers..) I'M GONNA GO FOLLOW YOUR FOLLOWERS. AND THE PEOPLE YOU ARE FOLLOWING. WHY? BECAUSE I AM.. (Okay, enough caps.) AWESOME! (Oops, I lied.) Anyway, do you follow random people? If not, then I shall pûnch you. If you do, then..
Um.
Idk.
HAI AGAIN.
(*whispers* I'm gonna go ride that unicorn at the side of your house on 2188 Avalon Street, Hershey PA.) (I dunno if that's an address, but Avalon is where all the magical *wink wink* stuff happen. *winks again*. The winks meant that it's not magical. It's a fae portal that basically let you transfer from one realm, to another, without humans getting suspicious.) As you can see, I like posting very long comments on random peoples' profile, because it lightens up their day. Or I just waste their time, and they give me the bîrd. :( *starts sobbing* B-b-bye my dearest friend. Forever.. *runs into a moving train* (Okay that was crazy and suicidal.. BAI BYE.