@andylightful shank u so much for the follow (yes I realize that I spelt it with an 's' and no it is not a typo). u seem like the type to get a kick out of punny phrases (see what I did there).
And now a message from Iggy Azalea: "First things first...I'm the realest. Secondly I would like to thank @andylightful for following @augustus_caesar . And finally would like to thank @augustus_caesar for making reference to me in @beautyatwork 's story "Screenwalks"."
Now that we are done with our sponsored messages and shameless self advertising, I can actually take the time to say that I am truly greatful for u, and I kinda wish I knew more about u, you know other than that your name is 'Yonce (all respect to the Queen). But like seriously tho hit me up at my profile so I can fawn over your name because it's beautiful (I can just feel it in my bones).
p.s.: I'm sorry that u had to experience the weirdness that I am, but if you continue to follow me after this, I'll luv u forever, cuz I know that I weirded you out already.
mmmkay...bye