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I hope I can make you laugh through some cringe-worthy jokes!
          
          ❣️) What do you call a pig that does karate?
          -A pork chop
          
          ❣️) Why did the bike fall over?
          -It was two tired
          
          ❣️) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
          -He was stuck in a vicious cycle
          
          ❣️) What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
          -“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
          
          ❣️) Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
          -Because every play has a cast.
          
          ❣️) What do you call an alligator detective?
          -An investi-gator.
          
          ❣️) What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
          -The eeriest.
          
          ❣️) Why did the scarecrow win an award?
          -Because he was outstanding in his field
          
          ❣️) How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
          -See if he is coffin
          
          ❣️)  Why do bees have sticky hair?
          -Because they use honeycombs

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LITERALLY SPENT HALF AN HOUR REWATCHING BTS’S “DYNAMITE”!!!!!! I CAN’T GET ENOUGH!!!! THE VISUALS, SINGING, RAPPING, THE DANCE OH MY GOD KMN I CAN’T WITH THE LITTLE SIDE DANCES LIKE THE WOAH!!!! AND THE FUCKING
          E N G L I S H
          OH MY GOD THEY TOTALLY BOMBED THAT WHOLE SONG!!! BYE BYE AMERICAN AND CANADIAN ARTISTS ETC!!! BTS IS NOW CLAIMING IT!!!!! 
          
          
          MICHAEL JACKSON BETTER BE JAMMING THE FUCK OUTTA THIS SONG WHEREVER HE IS, CUZ LIKE THE WHOLE DANCE, THE LITTLE “HEE HEE” MOVES?! SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO QUAKE THE KING HIMSELF!!! PERIOD!

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