୨⎯ "𝐿𝒾𝓁𝒾𝓉𝒽" ⎯୧

guys i legit forgor that Wattpad existed so sorry that i was gone pookies 

just finished an entire container of funfetti frosting all by myself

the lesbian urge to live on a farm with my wife while she brings me tea in bed in the morning as i wake up

currently eating an entire container of funfetti frosting by the spoonful

i cant stop saying suck my dick its like muscle memory at this point

my band teacher is literally so fucking funny omfg a trumpet player was asking him a question abt how he can’t keep up with tempo and my band teacher dead ass said “skill issue” 

“why r u a lesbian..”
          why don’t u suck my dick u dumb bitch haha swag - actual conversation between me and a rlly mean cnp Latina

to all the girls i loved before but never told them bc i couldn’t tell whether they were gay or just straight and playfully flirty 

i just think its attractive when girls

just posted my first chapter of my book “Patient 0” feelin great about it