WARNING: EXTREME FANGIRLING OVER THE DEATH CHRONICLES AHEAD. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

"I went into my closet with a flashlight incase someone dressed in a giant black robe and a scythe, decided to pop out of nowhere saying 'Hey-Cupcake-Strawberry-Shortcake-Cream-On-damn! Nice rack!'" - Faith {Chapter 30: I Glow In The Dark, Book 1}.

"Aw, poor baby. Are you afraid of the dark? I do like human fears. You're getting me so excited! I find myself thrilled at the thought of you screaming. Scream for me, Faith Williams. Won't you give me the pleasure I ask, cupcake? You did breathe instead of lick.." - Death {Chapter 3: Scream, Book 6}.

'"OH!" Death dropped to his knees in front of me, coughing wildly. "Oh, the agony! Oh, the pain! I'm melting! The world is going black!" He blinked rapidly, clutching at my legs with his big hands. "I can't," he gasped for air, sobbing, "breathe. Goodbye, cruel world, these nuts were too good for you anyway..." He extended his arms and fell back onto the ground, throwing a hand  dramatically over his forehead.' - Death {Chapter 8: Clamour & Chaos, Book 6}.

"I'm hungry. I'm always hungry. Flames of Hell, now I have to piss. What kind of evil attack is this? I should have took a potty break beforehand. Crap, Faith's dog found my peeing spot and is trying to hump my legs. Wait a minute. The Williams' family don't have a dog.." - Death {Chapter 25: Ta-da! - Best Chapter Ever - Book 6}.

'Death grabs his crotch and squeezes, "Meow."' - Death {Introduction, Book 7}.

"There's nothing holy about my shit, honey." 

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