harry does fall a lot on stage, and he likes women of a certain a-a-age (oh please), we were once five, and now we’re four, and i fell over playing golf and it was so-o-ore (oh no niall!), everyone in the world has seen us (maybe) but now we’re taking break, louis forgets all his words when we’re singing, when liams phone bleeps it’s simon ringing, everyone has a 1d doll, now you know, o-o-oh that’s what makes us 1d