I'm kinda human.

Well... if the human was secretly a spy for the rainbow galactic universal police. ((RGUP for short))

Was also half unicorn. Humacorn.

Was so bizarre and awkward and random she was sent to a different planet.

Took a citizen test on the planet so she was a resident alien.

Was actually born on mars to begin with so was never actual human.

And who's source of power was chocolate.

Then yeah 

I'm kinda human.