❝One more drink,  then I swear that I'm going home. Truth is,  I don't really have a place to go.  So pour me another.❞

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ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴄᴀᴛ sᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ɪɴ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇᴍᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴛ. 
ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄᴜʟᴀʀ ᴄᴀᴛ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴠᴇʀᴀɢᴇ ᴋɪᴛᴛʏ. ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ,  ɪᴛ's ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs 'ʙᴀᴋᴇ-ɴᴇᴋᴏ',  ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ᴀɴ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴇᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴛʏ ᴏғ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴋɪʟʟs. ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜɪғᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ғᴏʀᴍ ᴡʜᴇɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛs,  ᴛʜɪs ᴋɪᴛᴛʏ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀs ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʀᴍ ᴏғ ᴀ ғʟᴜғғʏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴄᴀᴛ- ᴏɴʟʏ sʜɪғᴛɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ғᴇᴇʟs ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ sᴏ. ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴛᴏ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴛʏᴘᴇs ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ,  ᴘᴏssɪʙʟʏ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ sɪᴄᴋᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴘᴀsᴛ ʟɪғᴇ.  ɪᴛ ɪs ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ʙɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴄᴀᴛs,  ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ғᴀᴛ. ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴜɴᴀ ᴏʀ ᴍɪʟᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ʟʟ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ. ᴘɪss ɪᴛ ᴏғғ,  ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʜᴀᴛᴇғᴜʟ. ɪᴛ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ,  sᴏ ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ. ʙᴇ ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴅ,  ɪᴛ's ᴍɪsᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴏᴜs ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ. ᴡʜᴇɴ sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ,  ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴛ ʜᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴍᴀɴ. 
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❝MAYBE IF I ACT ALL CUTE AND SHIT,  THEY'LL JUST BLAME THE DOG.❞

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