bookworm123

hey, how u doing

So over dinner my family was sharing stories about funerals. One great uncle got over the hole and then fell out of the bottom of the coffin so they had to find a new coffin, fish him out of the hole and put 'im back in. Great grandaddys hole was too small and so uncle Tom had to go down and make it bigger but then they started lowering the casket and uncle Tom was still in the hole so they had to fish him out of the hole. This funeral is now cursed because they used a digger to dig the hole on family land instead of doing it by hand. All of hem left a mess of affairs so I told my sister's that when I die just throw me in the fire then off a cliff and fight over the inheritance. 

Life is a bitch 
          I say as I sit on my grandad's hospital bed while cousin watches Minecraft videos. Anyone wanna take up my last 13 o/o of battery by chatting as my friends have all abandoned me? 

new book announcement. 
          not mine
          another persons.
          Bristles/ a stucky au by @LittleMissMalik just did its first chapter and it sounds amazing

if i were to write a book that was just the first draft so 
          extreme descriptive  thought scenes and then action scenes just be like we ran and somehow survived ill figure that part out later. 
          
          it was the complete first draft
          and each year was a new draft until it finished as an actual book.
          how many of you would read it. 
          it would be the epitome of teenage author. 
          i wanna write but i cant remeber the word. 
          that sort of stuff
          how many?

its 1:30 am and im extremely sleep deprived
          
          
          anyone wanna chat bout random shit before i pass out from exhaustion.
          it has been 36 hours since i slept cause my motto was sleep is for the weak.
          i have a stupid motto 
          im an idiot
          im rambling
          
          hi there

the librarian is now teaching the american how to fluff the paper.
          
          i didnt even know you had to fluff paper

he's trying to print 196 pages in colour. 
          
          the IT expert just came in. 
          its got a paper jam.
          the american teacher and the IT are talking about their imaginary friends.
          
          now he's arguing with the librarian. apparently he didnt fluff the paper before he put it in. 
          
          
          
          yes. i go to public school

im in the library and a bunch of teachers are trying to figure out how to use the printer.
          
          one of them just asked the librarian to thanksgiving dinner.
          he's american.  
          shit they just noticed me

happy thanksgiving all you american people.
          i don't celebrate it because im in NZ but i say it anyway