Name: Above, you douche. *rolls my eyes*

Age: 13 going 14 this coming October *pops confetti*

Location: Beside the fridge *steals some ice cream*

Gender: Iron Man (Cuz ya know... Fe=Iron, Male=Man. *Laughs* I'm so funny.... aaaand I need friends ;-;)

Status: FRIGGIN' HUNGRY. Gimme pizza. *begs on my knees*

Fave color: Black, Pastel Black, Dark Black, Light Black, Pitch Black  and Faded Black :3 

Fave bands: Mayday FUCKING Parade, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Coldplay, All Time Low, Avenge Sevenfold, Saywecanfly, The Ready Set, The Cab. *bows down*

Fave youtuber: PewDiePie, Markiplier, Wassabi Productions, Nigahiga, Cryaotic, JackSepticEye, CinnamonToastKen, Lizzza *bows down again*

Things I love: My beanie, my hoodie, my Xbox, my Vans, my little brother Sean, my cousins Loys, Niko and Josh, ANIME, food, doges, memes, books, yaoi, pizza, creepypastas, Zombie Apocalypses, YouTube, color black, weirdos and emos (like me). *stuffs all the things mentioned above in a bag and runs away to Nevereverland*

Things I hate: Homophobic shitheads (I'm not a lesbian though), attention-seeking whores, horny bastards, color pink, dresses and skirts, assholes who think they're better than me, losing someone I love, being left alone... *stares at these things and walks away, swearing*

My daily routine: Wake, Wattpad, eat, Wattpad, bath, Wattpad, eat, Wattpad, Xbox, Wattpad, draw, Wattpad, eat, Wattpad, sleep, repeat. (Don't judge me. I ain't perfect ;-;)

Fun facts:
*I'm a huge nerd that swears like a sailor.... on drugs.... who's riding a unicycle...... while wearing a pony costume.
*I'm secretly hiding in your bathroom, wasting all your toilet paper *smirks*
*My classmates say that I'm hot but I think they just poured Tabasco all over their eyes. (Ya see what I did there?)
*I love you -points at you- Yeah you, with the beautiful eyes and smile. I love you because you are perfect in my eyes. Never forget that, love. *shyly smiles*