Hey you, person!
Read all of it! I mean it!
If you were murdered I wouldn't be at your funeral... I would be in jail for murdering the person who killed you.
We are true friends.
We ride together.
We die together.
Send this to all the people you care about, including me.
If I get this back, thank you.
After you have read this letter, you must send this to 15 people, including me.