Hello to all of you who have decided to search out my page. I am sorry to say that you would be wasting your time as I am not a very social person beyond posting my stories and generally making people cringe​ with my horrible since of humor. 

If you have stuck with me so far go for you! You just wasted 30 seconds of your life that could have been devoted to studying for that upcoming test that I'm sure most of you are avoiding like the black plague. 

Still here? Well, you sure are fascinated with me today. If I didn't know better I would say you were stalking me. But that would be crazy! It's not like you sit around and wait for me to update, I'm positive that you have better things to do than read my mediocre crap that I pass of as stories. 

Well, this is goodbye for now. And since I'm feeling generous I'll leave you with some passing knowledge: my favourite color is green, I like tea, Tom Hiddleston is my one and only true love 😍, and if a portal opened up in your bedroom and a hot celestial being was telling you that your the chosen one, tell her to screw it and become a badass villen . 

NEVER GO FOR IMMORTALITY