the dam snack bar

I’m a clown but a smart one because I’m a fillie and we are smart clowns because we make a theory and it don’t come true and then later one in life we look back and we see that what we thought was right but what we seen was wrong!

U FIKIM FINALMY WTROTE A BOOK DHVBSJD

i just took a shower and water drops kept dripping off my eyelashes and i felt so aesthetic. then i fucking slipped and cracked the shampoo bottle thing open when i fell and now i’m dead yay

hi it’s me and iM DONE BITCH I HAD TO MAKE ANOTHER TRASH EMAIL BUT THATS OK LOL BYE

holy shit that was one long ass message bye

so um i’m gonna like ‘unactivate’ (or whatever idk) and switch the current email i’m using on this one with the one i’m using on my other account ( @-milevenhoe ) so i can write shit on my message board and answer pms or dms or whatever the fuck u call it on wattpad lmao. idk i’ll probably write stuff on this message board on that account idk but the main thing is pLEASE DON’T DM OR PM ME (oR wHaTeVEr yOU cALL iT) BC I WON’T BE ABL TO ANSWER!! the thing is, i’ll probably get the notification but i can’t reply bc i’ll have an ‘unactivated’ email and wattpad doesn’t let stuff send idk. if u know what i’m talking about, yay! if u don’t, ur probably rly confused so i’m sry oops. bUTTTTT if y’all wanna write something on my message board or pm or dm me (idK wHiCH oNe THis iS wAtTpAD iT’s A sTraNgE pLaCE) please do it on my other account bc i’ll be able to reply to u on there. if u write something on this message board, and u get a reply from this random fucker, cALM DOWN ITS PROBABLY JUST ME ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT. idk if any of this made sense but i gotta bLAST YEET

100 fucking followers on this pile of trash lmao wtf

also everyone’s ‘@ ing’ me and shit bc i like never update my book upon the other account. well guess what y’all. i’ve got writer’s block and every idea i had that actually went somewhere always ended up cliche or just bad so idk guys give me some ideas please so i don’t have to like delete it??

also i’m sry i can’t be bothered going thru all the notifications it’s half past one in the morning and i’m a lazy piece of shit and i’m tired so bye

Y’ALL WTF I HAVE 99 FUCKING FOLLOWERS HOW I HAVEN’T EVEN WRITTEN A STORY OR ANYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT I LITERALLY DITCHED THIS ONE FOR LIKE A MONTH FOR MY NEW ONE AND CAME BACK TO 682 NOTIFICATIONS AND 99 FOLLOWERS. THAT’S INSANE OMG