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Love The Way You Eli (Whitney)
Eli Whitney, the Civil War Hero x OC
The cotton gin, invented by Eli Whitney in 1793, can easily separate c...
Opposites Attract
Ron Swanson X Ron Dunn
When the city of Pawnee, Indiana merged with Eagleton, chaos broke out in the parks de...
Once the Troll Toll Is Paid
On a night when Charlie Kelly ate a bit too much cat food and huffed a bit too much glue, the fantasies of hi...