professional writer, author of the bible, i am the equivalent of jesus and i am gay.
my hobby consists of dabbing, writing and squatting.
i am an aspiring squatter and is planning to get gold in the squat olympics 2019.
if you dislike my books i will report you for sexually harassing jesus.
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