Hᴇʏ, ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ's Aɴɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ.

I ᴘᴜʙʟɪsʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴜғғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. Aʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ I ᴅᴏ sᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ʙᴏᴏᴋs ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ, ғʀᴏᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴡʜᴇɴ I ᴅɪᴅ ғᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴀɴᴛ ʙᴏᴏᴋs.

Aɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ɪᴛ's ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴏ, ʟᴏʟ.

Sᴏ... ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ, I ɢᴜᴇss?

I'ᴍ 24 ᴀɴᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ Dᴇɴᴍᴀʀᴋ, ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ I'ᴍ ғʟᴜᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ʙᴏᴛʜ Eɴɢʟɪsʜ ᴀɴᴅ Dᴀɴɪsʜ. I'ᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ, ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ, ʙᴜᴛ I ᴀʟsᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs, ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛɪɴɢ, ɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ ᴅᴇsɪɢɴ, ᴍᴜsɪᴄ, ᴋɴɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ, ᴄʀᴀғᴛɪɴɢ, ᴇᴛᴄ. Pʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʙɪɢ ᴏɴ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ. Aɴɪᴍᴇ, ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ-ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ, ɢᴀᴍɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏᴀʀᴅ/ᴄᴀʀᴅ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴛᴏᴏ.

... Cʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴏʙs-I ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ʙᴏᴏᴋs!