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wow... i just realized... i forgot to wish damien a happy head-canon birthday...! oh, well. he doesn't really deserve it.

i want to headcanon that pre-timeskip hooky takes place 2015-2016, and post-timeskip hooky takes place 2019-2020…

i wish i could sponsor damien in a competition of who can suffer the most...

i lowkey wish that damien would say something stupid, and then that would start an entire revolution against him... but then that'd be WAYY ooc for damien...!

i headcanon that hans calls damien "250"; idk if i already mentioned this before, or what...

hans meeting the sirens be like: https://youtube.com/shorts/zR6DGfIsKwc?si=Xu35Gvm2loM9by6v

maybe I should start torturing the EARTH, along with damien, since I love seeing the earth commit suicide...!

i want to see damien cross-dress to the point where he looks like he’s going to fall down the stairs and get strung up a tree someday…!

“feels like something you find in the crevices of the internet” - some youtube commenter. i sure hope that’s how y’all feel about my looper damien wattpad book…!

can i just headcanon that damien has the best singing voice out of all of his castle friends (william, monica, amir, anne, ivy, aisha), but also has the worst violin playing skills among them? and then monica’s basically like the opposite of that…?