My career began in 2005 when I got my Phd in alphabetical memorization in kindergarten.

In 2016 I won the Pulitzer Prize for pretending to win the Pulitzer Prize, and, through my writing and research, discovered the cure for cheese. 



ACCLAIM FOR "MY WEREWOLF BOYFRIEND WITH A SIX PACK AND PECS":

"This story is good." -The New Yorkie 

"Wow." -My Mom

"I'm speechless, even though I just said 'I'm speechless'." -Bird #3 from Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds

"This story conquers far greater things than I could ever conquer." -Gengis Khan

"Impossible to overanalyze." -Your English Teacher