"okay. I just have one question... who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?"
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Hi. I'm Scott. 
 ⇒ former professional criminal
 ⇒ served jail time for three years
 ⇒ former baskin robbins empolyee
 ⇒ has masters in electrical engineering
 ⇒ drove ex-bosses care into his pool (okay... I may have gotten a little carried away)
 ⇒ father of wonderful daughter Cassie
 ⇒ currently Ant-Man
 ⇒ currently kinda a FREAKING AVENGER
 ⇒ fugitive for helping Captain America (whoops... I blame Tony Stark)
 
But I guess my life is pretty okay.

{Fc: Paul Rudd // anon}