On my gosh. Guess what? My sister's friend was over at my house and she said something REALLY awkward that was a refrence to lemon fanfictions. Apparantly I turned BRIGHT pink while my sister was totally confused about what in the world her friend was she talking about. Then she asked what a lemon fanfic is and before I had the chance to explain it to her in a way that DIDN'T sound totally perverted, her friend went and said, "It's basically word porn..." My sister looked at me and then she looked back at her friend, and that was when I took the oppertunity to run and hide from my embarrassment by locking myself in the bathroom for 30 minutes, while my sister's friend laughed her head off at my reaction... Someone kill me now...
*Goes and grows mushrooms in emo corner*
Embarrassment us not my color... But seriously, when life gives you lemons, read them right? I mean, I can't be the only one who hides in the closet and reads lemons right?
*Laughs awkwardly before noticing that noone else us laughing, everyone is just staring disapprovingly, then turns pink and dies of embarrassment.*
R.I.P.
Narwal79
