Hello, all people of Wattpad.
People in distant lands call me Emma, and you are free to do so as well. 
I first stumbled across this strange country while on a quest to liberate my dearest friend from the evil clutches of the thing called "Internet." I fear that I may be in "Internet's" clutches as well. Please, send a worthy knight to rescue my comrade and I from this dark country full of temptation!