Moss/Aeron <3

Hey y'all, it's been a while lmao

I had this dream where a guy kept following me as I was walking to my car and just as he was pulling out a knife I turned around and said "bro if you follow me one more time I'm gonna grab you by the scruff of your neck and beat your head into the parking lot pavement until your skull splits open and you blood spills everywhere" and he just got really confused and said "what" so I replied with "what nothing have a nice day"

One day my mom said something along the lines of "I'm tired" and I had to stop myself from responding with "hi tired, I'm suicidal" 
          I responded with "hi tired, I'm gay" instead and considering she knows I'm pan it was a pretty good save