wakemeupwhenmylifeends

WZZZUP FUCKER

Me, in my 9:30 class, no other context: YOU CAN'T INTIMIDATE ME, I'M WATCHING UNCENSORED REDDIT 50/50 VIDEOS AND EATING A GRAPE UNCRUSTABLE

When you think at three am that the rough parts of italy should be called the spagetto and that one singular thought ends up keeping you awake all night but your friend gave you "special" cookies so you can avoid a panic attack and now you've disassociated and you're at lunch high af and drank two cokes to stay awake
          
          BECAUSE OF ITALY'S GODDAMN SPAGETTO

Me on the outside: yeah im fine just take care of the bigger problems rn
          Me on the inside: let's go to that overpass on 68th and play a game of yeet or be yeeted with fate
          
          So that's why they suicide screened me

My stress levels are at an all-time high, I need sleep, I NEED QUIET

if class 1-a were youtubers it would be like the react channel. and the dekusquad would always play horror games. they're actually really good at them.

blursed bnha au where everything is the same but iida swears just as much as bakugou and has a side job as a bartender

A big ace/aro mood is saying, "Hey they're cute" and then being relentlessly teased for having a crush you didn't know you had until they get bored or you snap on them

So I was watching Jujutsu Kaisen's dub for the first time since I usually watch sub. And I realized something.
          
          
          Why does Sukuna's english voice sound like Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda??
          
          Okay I'm done.

A bird outside my window is begging to be throwing knife practice. I just got home from school, I don't need a sixth grade style opera solo right now.