yea bby

omg I’m always forgetting stories but pls help there was this one where calum was “straight” and popular with a girlfriend and luke was a loner or whatever but calum kissed him at a party and the girlfriend saw and got mad and calum tried to blame luke on the whole thing but everyone was like “no way calum did it !!!” and then more after that I forgot

there was this one story (i think it was a story) where luke wasn’t fem but calum really wanted him to try on a skirt and he didn’t wanna but did it as a joke and calum actually got turned on but luke started laughing at him ahhh I forgot what this scene was frommm

u ever read a book and something infuriating happens and then the next chapter starts with “smut warning!” and ure like... no im mad 
          
          
          they are not supposed to make up so fast that there is sMUT in the next chapter

i just started opening up to straight books and this gives me access to a whole new realm of possibilities.... wattpad is gonna ruin my life

someone help im looking for two cake books, 
          
          one of them was a gender-bent book where luke was ashtons (or michaels, i forgot) sister and cal used to tease her for being so much like a guy for a while
          
          and then the other book was of calum being bens best friend and seeing luke grow and being into luke and having a relationship behind bens back
          
          helppp i forgot what theyre called and ive been looking in my library i cant find them

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wait WAIT what happened to the “how to be a heartbreaker” cake book????? I can’t find it???? I swear it was in my library or archives omg don’t tell me its gone I’m gonna cry I forgot who wrote it but I loved it sm I always re read it hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

guys when you u write out a status, right above the keyboard it has a “notify my followers” option please for the love of fan fic turn it OFF jesus every time I open this app I get excited thinking someone updated but its just another status and I get frustrated, and I’m not meaning to be rude or whatever but like its uhhhh annoying pls stop 
          
          
          please only turn it on when u actually need people to see an important status otherwise I seriously don’t care that u’re binging watching or listening to whatever again (this is no individual shade, I don’t even read anyones status so I don’t even know what they say, but it is a broad level of shade lol)

okay if any of u read on ao3 theres this cake one shot where calum goes to the hospital because he got a *toy* stuck up ,,there and luke is the nurse and it was so funny but i literally cannot for the life of me find it again someone please help shjsksks

people who number their comments on a story are obnoxious sorry not sorry but literally for what logical reason would you ever have to do that