sex for homework, rolling on a mattress; i think you need a little fucking practice. sex for homework, sitting in detention; there’s just a few things that i would like to mention!!!!!
every notification I get that says “_____ liked your comment!”, I prepare for the worst. its either the funniest comment I’ve ever posted or its thirteen year old me. both are equally as bad.
guys. please. i can’t do this. my old writing. is so bad. please. spare me. stop reading ts. if you want me to live a long and prosperous life. i beg of you.
i think that we should grab every world leader and force them to duke it out but only with stale twinkies and mcdonalds sprite and see how that goes because i am TIRED of how this is going. my way or the highway…