Howdy! I'm Salad, a humble lesbian who has made this Watt Pad to embarrass my friends without them even knowing it ;)

Yes, I know it sounds horrible, but trust me: they had this coming for them.

One day I'll probably shove the loose pages of these fan fictions into their face as blackmail, but until that day comes this'll just be all in good fun.

I'm a mess, and honestly these writings only reflect that.