I am a person with an outta-control too huge imagination - so big I can drift off when someone's talking to me about my fave things. I really like animals, but I'm more creeped out about the dead ones than the real ones. I am paranoid about poisonous animals, and when I feel the tiniest pinch I flip out. I have two siblings and two parents. My friends call me "The Lecturer" because I'm always spewing off trivial information. My other nickname is "Brick Moggy" and I don't know where that came from. I prefer small crowds, as there are enough people to make you feel safe and yet they're not too loud. I'm a person who fiddles around with words to make other people laugh and I have the average perverted mind. Yep. Oh, another nickname is "The Thunderbolt of Corruption" because I make everything my friends say sound perverted or have a second perverted meaning. I'm a really good liar and I've used this skill in many situations such as - how did my best male friend's underwear end up on my bed. It was extremely not awkward. I get along with boys much better than girls due to my personality changing with my mood and being able to keep secrets very well. Did you know boys are attracted to girls that smell like vanilla? There goes "The Lecturer." Grab your box of vanilla ice cream and slather is all over your bod, hun, cause we're going to ... John's house! Yep, I know your crush is called Johnny. Don't lie to me, I saw you staring at Jonny yesterday. I changed his name 3 times? Pfffffft! No I didn't! I know you have a crush on Jeremy and you can't stop me from believing about your crush on Jerry! Oh, dear, this biography already got carried away by my huge imagination...