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I remember that time in fifth grade, where I had a headache. I was sitting next to this girl on the bus and she said “Oh you should hit your teeth so the headache goes away” and dumb fifth grade me thought in that moment, “Yeah, that seems like a good idea,” so I went ahead and did it, and guess what, I got a toothache so then that little shit goes “Okay, hit your nose now,” and she demonstrates by hitting her nose what I presume lightly, but I was stupid and didn’t get the message and fucking obliterated my nose (actually, in the moment, it didn’t seem so bad) and I was just vibing for like maybe less than a second until she goes, “holy jsjdhd your nose is bleeding” and I sat there like “pardon” and then it started dripping all over the bus seat and I was on the verge of tears, so I went to the front of the moving bus to get tissues but the mf bus driver didn’t have any (no hate to bus drivers. massive respect for them for putting up with kids) so I wiped on my fucking lunchbox. fun fact, it managed to wipe off and I am still using the same fucking lunchbox. just wanted to share that moment of her freaking out over my immensely bleeding nose and the kids on the bus causing a racket, all the while i scrubbed my grubby little nose on this stupid lunchbox lmao