archivists

*     brought  him  back  just  for  a  headcanon  i  saw  in  a  fic  

desmemoir

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///  okay..   holy  shit.  this  is  totally  not  how  i  imagined  you  restraining  me  from  caffeine  but  i  could  so  get  used  to  this–

desmemoir

@archivists 
            
            ..  nevermind.  not  exploding.  
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archivists

@desmemoir⸒   ᝰ.ᐟ    if  you  exploded,   you  wouldn't  be  able  to  see  me  anymore.   
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desmemoir

wait..   so  you  and  mydei  are  /coworkers/,  me,  phai,  and  reney  are  childhood  friends,  you  and  me  are  um.  something-    and  phai  is  a  bisexual  disaster  over  /your/  coworker-  .that's  a  lot.

archivists

@desmemoir⸒    ᝰ.ᐟ       yes,    you  are..   so  please  go  to  bed  at  a  somewhat  decent  hour  tomorrow  night.
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desmemoir

@archivists 
            
            i'm  going  on  a  date  with  you.  ohmygod.
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archivists

@desmemoir⸒    ᝰ.ᐟ       yes,   caelus..   like  a  date.
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desmemoir

i'd  like  to  rent  these  books  out,  please  !

desmemoir

@archivists 
            
            oh.  i  don't  have  one..  ?
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archivists

@desmemoir⸒   ᝰ.ᐟ     ...   to  check  out  the  books?
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desmemoir

@archivists 
            
            ..  i  need  a  library  card  ?  what  for  ?
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hailstrife

this  is  new..  pft,  a  dromas  ?  do  you  eat  redsoil  feed  too  ?

hailstrife

@archivists 
            
            ha..  shame,  you  don't  have  to  look  up  any  longer.
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archivists

@hailstrife⸒   ᝰ.ᐟ       no..   i  haven't  eaten  redsoil  feet.     ...      well,    yes.
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hailstrife

@archivists 
            
            just  answer,  for  fun.  ha,  you  got  taller  too.
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steIIarites

yeah,  i’m  listening.   actually,  bring  the  horns  out. 

archivists

@steIIarites⸒    ᝰ.ᐟ        by  long's  tail...     (  ...  )      there.   are  you  happy  now?
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steIIarites

but  you  want  me  to  focus  doooont  you?
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archivists

@steIIarites⸒     ᝰ.ᐟ       stelle–   i  am  *not*   switching  forms  just  because  you  "  focus  "  better  when  the  horns  are  out.
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noadores

❛      i...     only left for a couple years ──     how did you manage to get a CHILD?     ❜

noadores

❛     i thought you were a loyal man, mark. but i see how it is... what our relationship meant to you! ──KIDDING! who was it? are you two still involved? oof.. i do NOT want to get in trouble with her!     ❜
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archivists

@noadores,      i  uh..    met  a  girl?    its  not  rocket  science  jay.
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