I will attempt to fill this whole thing majestically with words for you, the person reading this. 
First off, the main project on this page is Wheyek, and the other chapters of that story following it. It has been undecided whether or not it will be three individual books or one enormous long one. Probably one enormous long one.
Wheyek is loosely based off of a browser game called Kawaii Run, which has very interesting looking characters. All of the characters in Wheyek are based off of those characters. There may be clay pictures of them eventually. They're going to be intense.
As for the story itself, it's not really going to be updated much, only on weekends in Canada. But when it's updated, it'll be like, three or four chapters at once. It's epic like that. If our readers can hold on and wait for weeks at a time, well, it'd be great.
After Wheyek, well, I don't know where it's gonna go. Hopefully after some other browser game there will be another inspiration for another epically long novel that might be in three parts but probably not.
In other news! If ever you want to ask a question about Wheyek, you will get an answer the same day. This account is checked every day by one of the people who uses it. At least. And if it's a question about the book, something needed clarifying, it will be changed in the book just for you! Everyone has a say, and everyone can be helped. So watch for that. They could be edited at any time. However, normally it will follow the regular editing times, because it's very complicated to get the two owners of this account together in the same place at the same time.
If you have any suggestions of browser games that can be easily found online on gaming sights, that don't really have a storyline, feel free to send them this way. They can be turned into stories! You could be the cause of the next big thing on Wattpad! And you'd feel awesome. I know I would.
I do believe I succeeded. Thanks for reading this whole thing, and read Wheyek! :D.