it’s your birthday but it’s actually not so i’ll kidnap you since it isn’t your birthday because if it was your birthday it would be mean to kidnap you on your birthday but since it’s not your birthday i can kidnap you and it won’t be mean because it’s not your birthday
what’s going on arectioner?? actually…you don’t have to answer that. i know exactly what you’re doing. i see you. right now. through your window. you should invest in some curtains.