Fun fact: Many leaders of the nazi party suffered from various forms of testicular deformities. For example:
- Adolf Hitler suffered from monorchism, having only one testicle within the scrotum.
- The Supreme Commander of the German Air Force, Hermann Göring, and the chief of the SS, Heinrich Himmler both suffered from microorchidism, having abnormally small testicles.
- Joseph Goebbels, the Nazi propaganda minister, suffered from anorchia, meaning that he was lacking both testicles. How he managed to have six children is still a mystery.
- Erwin Rommel, the decorated German field marshal known as the "Desert Fox", is currently believed to be a polyorchid, a man who has more than two testicles, or in Rommel's case, up to four or five testicles.
- Surprisingly, there are no records of Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess's testicles, before and after being imprisoned after he secretly flew to Scotland to attempt to negotiate a peace treaty.
- While there are also no records about Max Schmeling's testicles, many believe that he suffered a major testicular injury, letting out a high-pitched cry after being defeated by African-American boxer Joe Louis in 1938.
So in other words:
Hitler had only got one ball,
Göring had two but very small,
Himmler was rather sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
Rommel had four or five, I guess,
No one's quite sure 'bout Rudolf Hess,
Schmeling was always yelling,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Also, legends said that his mother, Klara Hitler, chopped his missing testicle off when he was a child before finding its way as a war trophy on public display in the Royal Albert Hall in 1946.
So basically:
Hitler had only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when Hitler was small.
She threw it into the apple tree,
the wind blew it into the deep blue sea,
Where the fishes got out their dishes,
And ate scallops and bollocks for tea.
(Happy April Fools' Day, y'all!)
