Dear our dearest friends,

If you are reading this, we assume you have already followed us. For this, we are forever in debt to you. Feel free to call us on our toll free line for more information as to how we can pay back this debt.

Now that we have expressed our deepest gratitude, we have come to understand that you feel the need to educate yourself on our lives. For this, we are deeply indebted to you...no, just kidding. But we'll tell you about ourselves, nonetheless.

Our little corner of the world contains three sisters who felt that they were obligated to share their writing with the world. Thus, they decided to begin writing stories together. The most time consuming part of the whole process was picking the Wattpad username. They chose said name because they are unsure whether or not they are human (And because the song Human by The Killers is absolutely superb, and seeing as how "becausewecan" was taken, it was the best option). They would like to know your opinion.

On a more personal note, one sister very much enjoys sleeping and eating. In fact, she is sleeping while this account of her life is being written. She is not very useful, and is very much like a fat, sleepy dragon. If you poke her enough times, she will blow fire. Another sister, her twin, has recently been dubbed a fat watermelon. Feel free to refer to her as such in the comments. The last sister is the one being forced to write this, and thus will plead the fifth on the grounds of not wanting to engage in excessive self flattery and narcissism.

Message us with any comments, further questions, or resounding compliments pertaining to our literary genius. (Or any genius, for that matter.)

Yours truly,
Us.