✼ A.J. ✼ 

Imy omg

wow imagine thinking that doing the exact opposite of something bad is always inherently good. what kind of goddamn mindset—
          being a misandrist isn’t fighting misogyny, hun, you’re just putting more sexism into the world and making a fool of yourself. bYE

Is your profile picture literally Post 

*vomiting all over your message board*

*holds up picture of Oprah and Josh from Drake and Josh* 
          
          They became the king and queen of Gotham city.
          
          And god help anyone who disrespected the queen. 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
          I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH. 
          
          CHANGE.
          YOUR FUCKING.
          PILLOWCASES. 
          
          IF YOU WANT CLEAR FUCKING SKIN, YEAH, DRINK FUCKLOADS OF WATER BUT FOR GOSH SAKE, ALSO REMEMBER TO CHANGE YOUR GODDAMNED PILLOWCASES WHENEVER YOU CAN.
          AT /LEAST/ ONCE A MONTH. 
          
          THAT SHIT IS NASTY, FULL OF WEEKS OR EVEN MONTHS OF DEAD SKIN CELLS AND SWEAT AND OTHER MUCK. 
          PLUS REMEMBER TO WASH THE MUG EVERY NIGHT AND MORNING OR EITHER OR IF YOU DON’T HAVE TIME FOR BOTH.
          NOW GET OUT THERE AND ENJOY YOUR 2018 YOU HOE.

Thanks for following. Your bio takes me back to my early teens...! 

“Extra attention. Extra attention. You got it.”

[Sometimes it’s hard to believe that Elizabeth is actually named after me because it’s my dead-name and yet it’s still really flattering.]

The time you walked into the bedroom
          You were visibly upset
          Telling me I made a bad move
          But I didn't do nothing
          Start screaming wake the neighbors
          Now everybody's out for blood
          I didn't want no confrontation
          Because of you that's what I've got
          Well you gotta chill out
          Cause baby I don't wanna fight with you
          And every battle we've fought
          Just make us look like fools
          No you cant have World War III
          If there's only one side fighting
          And you know
          Whoa oh
          That there's lessons left to learn
          Every time you attack
          It doesn't drive me to fight you back
          And then I know
          Whoa oh
          That I'll never let it be World War III
          World War III
          Let me tell 'em