03/24/18  &   12/30/2000

RANDOM WORDS OF INTELLIGENCE

I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.

A very caffeine dependant life form.

Perfect has seven letter and so does meeeeee.

Just another paper-cut survivor.

I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.

 Recovering donut addict.


Life is really short, try to smile while you still have all of your teeth.

Be strong, I whispered to my wifi signal.

Kanye attitude with Drake feelings.

The bags under my eyes are Gucci.

God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height.

My blood is made of coffee.

Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.

Catch flights not feelings.