@arsonsexual
when you say failure you mean HOT AS FUCK THEME THAT STOMPS ON ME EACH AND EVERY TIME I SEE IT— this is so sexy idk WHAT you mean, gorgeous (:<
; yesyes to everyone’s dismay i am back again
probably not going to really do shit or be very active on here tho bc as much as i love him v v much, i need to take care and revive all of my precious dbd babies before the new dlc comes out and i inevitably ditch ‘em again as i instead hyper focus on getting stabbed and mori’d by the new killer <\3
I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU ): .. I JUST HAVE POOR IMPULSE CONTROL-
BUT LETS TALK ABOUT THIS SEXY ASS THEME FOR ONE MOMENT <33
HUSH UR MOUTH <3 URS WILL FOREVER TRAMPLE MINE AND THATS THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH —
U MEAN UR MACRO PP ENERGY? CAUSE I AGREE
NONO DONT CRYY )): ALSO MY FACTS ARE THE TRUTH <33 JOKES ON U I DONT SPEAK SPANISH SO I ASSUME THAT MEANS YOURS IS BETTER THAN MINE!! (:<< IM SPEAKING FACTS AND NOTHING BUT FACTS SO ILL JUST CANCEL U BACK ON TWITTER <33
MY IMPULSES ARE OUT OF CONTROL, BUT I THINK THIS IS THE LAST TIME FOR NOW—
EVEN STILL IT CANT MEASURE UP TO UR GODLY THEME MWAH <33
KEEP IT UP AND I WOULD )):< BUT CLEARLY MY FACTS ARE VERY STRAIGHT LYING ASS FUCKER <3333 I TELL THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, BUT STFU AND STOP LYING BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT WOULD SLANDER ME AND THEN SHADE MY ASS ON TWITTER </3 JUST ADMIT IT, YOURS IS MORE STUNNING
DONT EVER LIE LIKE THAT AGAIN OR IM TAKING AWAY YOUR PRIVILEGES TO HOLD MY HAND )):<< CLEARLY, YOU’RE THE MOST GORGEOUS AND AMAZING AND SEXY PERSON IN THE WORLD LOVE <333 ALSO NO, I THINK IT WOULD KILL ME BECAUSE IT COULDNT STAND BEING NEAR SOMETHING AS NASTY AS ME ):<
YOU’RE TALKING TO THE MIRROR RIGHT NOW, LOVELY - THOUGH I KNOW ITS HARD TO LOOK AWAY, SINCE SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY AS YOURSELF SHOULD COMPLIMENT YOURSELF <33 ALSO INCORRECT, ILL MARRY THIS AND WE’LL HAVE A LONG, HAPPY LIFE WITH OUR 30+ KIDS ((:<
@cardkinks ! [ his eyes widened at the sight. sure, he knew people who could turn griffins into pasta and phones into birds, but themselves into the opposite gender? that was pretty fucking awesome! plus the now-a-woman fucker had a decent rack. that was also rad, he guessed. ] hell yeah! holy shit, that’s cool! how long does it last?
@cardkinks ! i- fuck you! so i dragged that fucker all the way over here for nothing?! ... but... fuckin thanks, i guess.
@cardkinks! wh— FUCK YOU!!! I TRY TO HELP (and ultimately fuck with you in doing so because it’d be funny and I wanna see what happens) AND THIS IS THE GODDAMN THANKS I GET?! I SKIPPED CLASS FOR THIS! I MEAN I WAS GONNA DITCH ANYWAYS, BUT I COULDVE BEEN ROBBING A BANK AND SETTING IT ON FIRE AT THE SAME TIME INSTEAD!