artsy_h0e28

I've made a mental deal that if I go through my first year of college without getting any bitches and hoes, I'm legit- no joke, deadass- going to kill myself if not already done

shreksmeatyballs

@artsy_h0e28 uhhh dont do that! hope this helps!
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artsy_h0e28

dw guys the pride series will be out soon 

shreksmeatyballs

@artsy_h0e28 thats actually homophobic 
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artsy_h0e28

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so this was a fucking lie
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artsy_h0e28

@Lonely_Strawberryy  every month is pride month if you really want it to be
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shreksmeatyballs

@artsy_h0e28 I JUST ACCIDENTALLY FOUND YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL UNDER A MARKIPLIER VIDEO IM ACTUALLY GIGGLING

artsy_h0e28

@shreksmeatyballs LMAOOOOOOO NAWWRRRRRRR honestly that's what I get for using the same username on multiple platforms LOL BUT ALSO LIKE WHAT ARE THE ODDS
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shreksmeatyballs

@artsy_h0e28 I WAS UNDER THE MY EYES DECEIVE ONE AND THAT ABSOLUTELY JUMP SCARED ME
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artsy_h0e28

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@shreksmeatyballs  STOP IT NO FUCKING WAY. WHICH VIDEO
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artsy_h0e28

I had a dream where I went to college and met this tall hot nerd and like i was yelling at these people and he like took me to a corner to calm me down and we became friends and eventually we started dating and now I've never wanted to stab myself more. 

artsy_h0e28

if I don't have a bf in a year I might just throw myself off a cliff ngl
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artsy_h0e28

context: I've never had a bf. I've never expirenced romantic love from another human. I go to college this fall. I am desperate to get a bf. 
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artsy_h0e28

someone give me 2 male characters I can make gay for a oneshot because I literally can't think of any funny characters

EmberAura263

@artsy_h0e28  meta knight and quadale dingle
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