ascarawayfromfalling

I set my alarm to 'Welcome to the Black Parade' and everytime I wake up to it I think the Black Parade has finally come and then realise it hasn't 

ascarawayfromfalling

How me and @eira-wen became friends 
          *in class*
          Eira: *to guy she's pulling* so I have Wattpad...
          Me: *turns around* I HAVE WATTPAD! WHO DO YOU SHIP? I SHIP PHAN JASPAR DRARRY AND EVERYTHING WAIT DO YOU SHIP DRARRY
          Eira: ....Dramione
          Me: BOO YOU LOSER BUT IM A LOSER TOO LETS BE FRIENDS

xAnwenx

@AddSomeSass i was just like MKAYYYYYY
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xAnwenx

@AddSomeSass my god my mum goes cycling with his mum.
            The first thing he said when I sat down that day was "YOUR MUM DIDNT GO CYCLING LAST NIGHT"
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ascarawayfromfalling

Yay my schoolbag arrived in the mail...
          Oh wait that means school is coming up!! *horrified gasp*

xAnwenx

@AddSomeSass not as much as you
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ascarawayfromfalling

@Eira-Wen What would my mum say if I brought condoms to school wrapped up...
            How many times do you masturbate jeez
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xAnwenx

@AddSomeSass I've ran out of condoms *birthday present hint*
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ascarawayfromfalling

Time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start so dance alone to the beat of your heart~ The Phoenix by FOB

xAnwenx

@AddSomeSass what about dead people? DISCRIMINATION
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ascarawayfromfalling

I just got an email saying something like 'Eira has responded to @xxsadsongsxx comment on your profile: STAY AWAY FROM MY BISH' but I can't find it... Who have you cyberbullied now @eira-wen ? 

ascarawayfromfalling

I JUST READ HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD AND I'M NOT OKAY

xAnwenx

@AddSomeSass Joey Tribbiani 
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ascarawayfromfalling

@Eira-Wen Aren't we already ?
            Me with the Big Bang theory XD
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