Hey.

It's me.

The one and only.

Won't tell you my real name, but call me Ash.

[ stfg, you call me 'Ass' and you're fucking dead -_- ]

Would love to get to know you lovelies.

Single | and ready to mingle

[ Might steal your girl. ;) ]

I'mma admit, I'm kind of a player, but trust me, sometimes I can be genuinely interested, if you know wut i mean. *insert smexy smirk here*

I'm no comedian, but I can get you laughing your wig off, no joke. 

thanks for stalking me, it's much appreciated.