I, too, am well versed in the realm of dead trees with words on them. I hope that my stories can provide you an escape, and perhaps teach you a thing or two about life. 

I WROTE A BOOK!!! 
Please check out "mono no aware" by Ashley LaBelle--my first ever novel! 

"To know mono no aware is to discern the power and essence, not just of the moon and the cherry blossoms, but of every single thing existing in this world, and to be stirred by each of them." -Motoori Norinaga

Cheers, mate! Until we meet again....