ashtonfortherwin

I need an excuse on how to get out of wedding dress shopping for my mom’s half sister that I don’t like. 
          	My last ditch effort will be faking a migraine, but I get those so often I don’t like to use it as an excuse. 
          	I need something else. 

ashtonfortherwin

@The_Breadstick3000 the trouble is, my aunt works at the same place as me so I can’t use work as an excuse. My parents own the car I use so they’d have to know about that too, plus they’d help me with that. 
          	  I could say sick, but turns out I might not even need an excuse. My aunt is pissed at my mom rn bc my mom’s being a little B, so I might not have to go anyway !!! 
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The_Breadstick3000

Car breakdown, pet has been sick on the floor so have to go to the vets,you’ve been sick, called into work for emergency shift swap uhh I’m blanking 
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ashtonfortherwin

I need an excuse on how to get out of wedding dress shopping for my mom’s half sister that I don’t like. 
          My last ditch effort will be faking a migraine, but I get those so often I don’t like to use it as an excuse. 
          I need something else. 

ashtonfortherwin

@The_Breadstick3000 the trouble is, my aunt works at the same place as me so I can’t use work as an excuse. My parents own the car I use so they’d have to know about that too, plus they’d help me with that. 
            I could say sick, but turns out I might not even need an excuse. My aunt is pissed at my mom rn bc my mom’s being a little B, so I might not have to go anyway !!! 
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The_Breadstick3000

Car breakdown, pet has been sick on the floor so have to go to the vets,you’ve been sick, called into work for emergency shift swap uhh I’m blanking 
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ashtonfortherwin

Seriously I cannot with this pic of Ashton (the one I made my pfp) like wtfff broooooo this is SO GOOD !?!?!?!?!? 

lashton_heart_soars

@ashtonfortherwin justified TuT he looks majestic
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ashtonfortherwin

I am literally living for the pics on insta  of Luke at Boston calling. Like hot damn. 

ashtonfortherwin

@conspiracy-ash_ I’m gonna have to go through all your stuff tomorrow, it’ll give me reason to get through work lol 
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conspiracy-ash_

@ashtonfortherwin fr same !! i'm reblogging photos left and right on tumblr !! 
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ashtonfortherwin

I flirted with a boy tonight in a ride share on the way to the train station after the Luke concert. 
          And by “flirt with” I mean “mocked mercilessly” under the guise of flirting bc that’s what you get when you try to flirt with an aro/ace who has nothing better to do <3 and he had no clue