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DEEZER
Jones BBQ and foot massage
Jones BBQ and foot massage
You better come down here and get some of this shit
[Verse 1]
You like to eat,
America loves to eat!
So why not open up somewhere America can sit down
Enjoy a meal and get their feet rubbed.
We'll fry anything you want for $5.99 as long as its friable or edible
were gonna make it deliciousable.
We'll fry parts of the chicken you didn't even know were friable.
Thе beak, the feathеrs.
We'll fry candy bars, all that European stuff you don't normally eat, bring it down here and we'll fry it for you.
Ask McDonalds to fry something other than what they normally fry.
Guess what you gonna get?
Nothing.
If it fit through the dough, I put it in the fryer
HELL THIS IS A DINOSOUR.
All our meats are gently tenderized to their opiumism deliciousness.
WE GOT FINE DINOSOUR MEAT.
[Refrain]
Took my money
Made me pay child support
[Verse 2]
Come on down here and get you a slice
?
Motivated
Motivated
Motivated
Motivated
[Verse 3]
So friends, lets just decide you don't want no BBQ
Well
That's fine too
I'll let one of our foot specialists or myself perform my magic.
Look at that it look wonderful
If you pay me enough
We'll massage your feet in any of these sauces also.
[Chorus]
Success is the rule down here at Jones good ass barbeque and foot massage
So go ahead and give me a call to Flanders on them world wide internets and a new website thats www.jonesBIGASStruckrentalsandstorage.com/jonesGOODASSbbqandfootmassage.html
[Outro]
Excuse me, did you call number 52?
Did you hear me call number 52?
